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"A ship without rudder is like a life without ambition and viceversa......",these were the famous words of Sir Edward Einstein (1879-1955) which remain part of textbooks for more than 309 years,being taught at the universities of Kalashahkako,in the ancient civilization of egypt (909 b.c-600 b.c).
This quote which is being stated by one of the dandiest minds of this universe,has always held its place high in the tallest tower of my upper chamber.
I had given it a great thought as to what should be the ambition possessed by a person with a genius mind like mine.As according to a african proverb "Big surgeons give big incisions" (reference p.65 surgery book "billo ka pyar" 3rd edition by Mc-hill),so its somewhat becoming a kind of mandatory thing for big minds to have big ambitions.
Even from childhood image of a drug lord has inspired me a lot.A 5"4inch heavy set man with protuding forehead and deep grey eyes having cigar in his one hand and paper-cutter in his other has been the hero of most of my fantasies.The final nail in this idea of becoming a Don was lead when i read God-father by Puzo in 1278,while i was in Sicily.It took me about 609 years to finally came up with a complete planning of "How to be a Don in 3 days and 22 hours". I am releaving my masterplan for all my buddies who always kept asking me about don-development.Well buddies to achieve ur ambition of life u'll be needing the following things:
"HOW TO BE A DON IN 3 DAYS AND 22 HOURS":
APPARATUS;
PROCEDURE;
1)-All you hav to do is to go to the authorities of that unaffiliated college and tell them if the college is not gonna be affiliated in next 24 hours,I'm gonna set this college on fire(don't forget to show them the match box).If they say,"listen man,thats not possible"....or stuff like that , just give them a tautingly offensive smile and leave without saying a word.
2)-The second step is even more easier than the first step.U'll have to just walk in the library of that unaffiliated college,light a match stic and throw it in the pile of junky books that were kept over there to impress the PMDC.Then U'll have to wore a disgusting narrow-eyed expression on your face and would have to utter a few throaty mumbling noises which would be followed by a deep husky laughter.This is the most important step in this whole plan coz this is the laughter which would be reponsible for creating a unforgettable impression upon the minds of the viewers about how kool u really are and it will help u a great deal in ur propagation to all the way up to the Mafia Drug Lord(Don't forget to practice for part b.of this step twice a day every day in front of ur bathroom mirror.
This fire will have two-fold effects.Firstly U'll be the one who'll be named in golden words on the pages of history for rescuing the future of those infinite number of students who were wasting their precious time and money in that unaffiliated college.Secondly it will be serving as a great thrust in ur future steps of becoming a don.
3)-Once these first two steps had been taken care off,u'll be a famous person in ur city and the unbearable terror would have started creeping in the hearts of the rich and powerful.
Next U'll have to go personally to every building in town having more than three occupants and tell them to get themselves affiliated by U otherwise........... never say a word after that and let them sweat by showing them the match box and the same tauntingly offensive smile.
The poor souls who come to u for getting themselves affiliated make them pay $7,000,000 for each occupant of their house and for the proud souls which hadn't showed up U'll have to repeat step 1, 2 and 3.
PRECAUTIONS;
1)-Matches should be of "Star Match Company"
2)-Take ur father in confidence by telling him about the whole scheme before going to the unaffiliated college.